If you’re looking for a hilarious way to spend your afternoon, look no further than these 55 pootie tang quotes! This list is sure to make you laugh out loud. Pootie Tang is one of the funniest movies of all time, and these quotes are a testament to that.
About Pootie Tang
Pootie Tang is a 2001 American comedy film directed by Louis C.K. The film follows the titular character, Pootie Tang, a crime-fighting musician who uses his unique brand of “Pootie-speak” to defeat villains and protect the citizens of his city. The film is a parody of various black exploitation films and television shows from the 1970s. It received mixed reviews upon its release and was not a commercial success.
Pootie Tang, is a suave, streetwise hero to the urban community, dispensing wisdom and wit, as well as kung-fu justice, while also recording hit records and promoting his own line of upscale “Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine” clothing. But when Pootie’s beloved father figure and recording engineer, Dirty Dee, is killed by the nefarious corporation, “Multi-Industry,” Pootie is plunged into a quest for revenge against the company’s leader, Ireenie, a.k.a. “The Evil One.” Along the way, Pootie tangles with a host of colorful characters, including a seductive publicist, a sleazy record executive, and a rap group called “The Dirty Boys,” all the while trying to stay true to his roots and the memory of Dirty Dee.
Whether you’re a fan of the movie or not, you’re sure to find something funny in the list of quotes below. So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh your head off!
Pootie Tang Quotes
- “I hate you.” – J.B.
- “Sepatown!”- Pootie Tang
- “Kapa-Chow.” – Pootie Tang
- “Sa da tay!” – Pootie Tang
- “I got to say na nay no.”- Pootie Tang
- “What’s the Dabble Dee?” – Pootie Tang
- “Don’t bane the dillies!” – Pootie Tang
- “I got to say na nay no.” – Pootie Tang
- “Roun on the crowny town.” – Pootie Tang
- “Cole me on the panny sty.” – Pootie Tang
- “Well, Bob, I’m a pone tony.” – Pootie Tang
- “Yeah, hehehehe Cappatown my *ss!” – Pootie Tang
- “Don’t you talk dirty to your momma, boy! ” – J.B.
- “What the hell are you talking about?” – Bob Costas
- “Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!” – Pootie Tang
- “I got to say na nay no.” – Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther)
- “And you know what else, it’s hard to get in too.” – Lacey
- “You can’t hurt a ho with a belt-they like that sht.” – Trucky
- “Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!” – Bob Costas
- “Dirty Dee is still dirty-because he’s Dirty Dee dammit!” – Trucky
- “Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school?” – Pottie’s Mother
- “Dirty Dee is still dirty-because he’s Dirty Dee dammit!” – Trucky
- “Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!”- Pootie Tang
- “Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ bitch!” – Dirty Dee
- “You can’t beat a ho with a belt…they like that s***.” – Trucky (J.B. Smoove)
- “Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!”- Pootie Tang
- “It’s not even race; it’s a certain type of person that gets Pootie Tang.” – J.B
- “Aw. Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony.” – Young Pottie
- “You know, I’d like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some *ss too, boy.” – Lacey
- “We didn’t always know what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant.” – Trucky
- “As long as you’ve got right on your side, you could whoop anyone’s *ss with just that belt.” – Trucky
- “Aw, man, Pootie Tang whoop your *ss so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that’s right. – J.B
- “Let me break it down to you like this-Pootie Tang is, was, and always will be too cool for words.” – Trucky
- “Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your *ss, then mail it to you 10 days in advance.” – J.B
- “It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!” – Trucky
- “See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?” – Pootie Tang
- “Leepa tine on my clemmon dees. Penna tine on my damie kays; I’mma crighty pooster, I’mma crighty pooster!” – Pootie Tang
- “You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some wh***s, that she’s hookin?” – Biggie Shorty
- “He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was rejuvenated before, lost it, and got rejuvenated again. Rejuvenated!” – Trucky
- “Got that right. He is a kick-*ss artiste, know what I’m sayin’? He like the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’. What’s that gonna be, right? Pootie Tang-the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’!” – Trucky
- “Aw, man, Pootie Tang whoop your *ss so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that’s right. You got right here. *ss-whoopin’ number one, *ss-whoopin’ number two, this right here, you can’t write that off. That’s just gettin’ beat up.” – J.B.
- “Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your *ss, then mail it to you 10 days in advance. The picture gets there right? You’re goin’, ‘What the hell is this?’ And then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your *ss and you still won’t know what happened to you!” – J.B.
- “J.B.:That was only the second time someone had been mauled to death by a gorilla in that factory in that month!”
- “Trucky: It was incredible! Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill!”
- “Biggie Shorty: Just ’cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some whores, you automatically think she’s hookin’?”
- “J.B.: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he’s gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there, right? You go, “What the hell is this?” Then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your ass, and you still won’t know what happened to you! Trucky: Got that right. He is a kick-ass artiste, know what I’m sayin’?. He like the da Vinci of ass-kickin’. What’s that gonna be, right? Pootie Tang — the da Vinci of Ass-Kickin’!” J.B.: Aw man, Pootie Tang whoop your ass so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that’s right. You got right here: ass-whoopin’ number one, ass-whoopin’ number two, this right here, you can’t write that off. That’s just gettin’ beat up. Lacey: You know, I’d like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some ass too, boy.”
- “J.B.: Yo Man, a Biggie Shorty party is exclusive, man. They don’t let nobody in a Biggie Shorty party. They got a line around the block, aint nobody in man. You know What, Nobody we know can get in this party Man. They don’t let no Light in, They don’t let no Electricity in, They don’t let no Water in, They don’t let no Air in! Air’s right now going “Hey Man I’m Air, I’m on the list, let me in.” and they won’t let Air in, and you know Air gets in everywhere. That’s How exclusive A Biggie Shorty Party is. Lacey: And you know what else, it’s hard to get in too. [pause] J.B.: I HATE YOU!”
- “Pootie Tang-A” appears as a white man dressed in black face posing as Pootie Tang, selling Lecter Corp. products. Dozens of fake Pooties suddenly show up.”
- “Dirty Dee: Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ bitch! Pootie Tang: You ain’t come one, but many tine tanies!”
- “Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty. Bob Costas: …I’m sorry. What was that? Pootie Tang: Cole — Cole me on the panny sty. Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about? Pootie Tang: …Cole me down on the panny sty? Bob Costas: Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!”
- “Pootie Tang: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?”
- “Biggie Shorty: You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she’s hookin?”
- “Pootie Tang: That’s right. You mess with me, you gonna get the tangle-tongue… and that’s no bull-hickey.”
- “J.B.: Pootie Tang will win every fight he gets in, man. He can beat up ten people at once.”
- “Pootie Tang: I’m Pootie Tang, and I’m not going to take your bulls— anymore!”
Wrapping Up
If you were in a funk and needed to find a pick-me-upper, these amazing Pootie Tang quotes should do the trick. Not only will you leave with a smile on your face from the humor but with an ambulance siren of joy flashing through your mind. From funny quips like “If it make dollars, it makes sense!,” to endearing moments of love like “I’m gonna go get my woman before someone else do,” these 55 captivating quotes make watching Pootie Tang over and over again almost obligatory. The power of laughter is within us all, so don’t forget to share these gems with friends and family members over the coming days – you won’t regret it! So have fun, be merry, and never forget the timeless adage “if da rump is bumpin’ then da speaker is thumpin’!”
