Do you love the Austin Powers movies? If you do, you’re going to love this blog post! We’ve collected 83 of the funniest quotes from all three movies. Whether you’re a fan of Austin Powers, Dr. ****, or both, these quotes will make you laugh hard. So put on your shades and get ready for some groovy fun!
Austin Powers Quotes
- “Judo chop!” – Austin Powers
- “Shagadelic, Baby.” – Austin Powers
- “I’ve lost my mojo.” – Austin Powers
- “That’s a man, baby.” – Austin Powers
- “I won’t bite… hard.” – Austin Powers
- “I choose love, baby!” – Austin Powers
- “It Got Weird, Didn’t It?” – Austin Powers
- “I demand a little respect.” – Austin Powers
- “You really are a fat *******!” – Austin Powers
- “Oh, behave! Yeah! Yeah, baby!” – Austin Powers
- “What does number two work for?” – Austin Powers
- “I’m The Boss. I Need The Info.” – Austin Powers
- “Throw Me A Frickin’ Bone Here!” – Austin Powers
- “Dr. ****’s not your son! I am!” – Austin Powers
- “Who needs swag when you have mojo?” – Austin Powers
- “I Like To See Girls Of That…Caliber?” – Austin Powers
- “Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!” – Austin Powers
- “Powers by name, powers by reputation.” – Austin Powers
- “If you have an issue. Here’s a tissue!” – Austin Powers
- “It turns out that Vanessa was a fembot.” – Austin Powers
- “Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin’ Idiots?” – Austin Powers
- “Name? Austin Danger Powers. ***? Yes please!” – Austin Powers
- “Whoopty Doo. But what does it all mean, basil?” – Austin Powers
- “Why Make Trillions, When We Can Make…Billions?” – Austin Powers
- “So, Shall We **** Now, Or Shall We **** Later?” – Austin Powers
- “She’s the village bicycle! Everyone’s had a ride.” – Austin Powers
- “Not Really. **** The Little B****, See If I Care.” – Austin Powers
- “She’s the village bicycle! Everyone’s had a ride.” – Austin Powers
- “There’s Nothing More Pathetic Than An Aging Hipster!” – Austin Powers
- “Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly!” – Austin Powers
- “No, This Is Me In A Nutshell: HELP! I’m In A Nutshell!” – Austin Powers
- “I eat because I am unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat.” – Austin Powers
- “How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First?” – Austin Powers
- “You’re The Best **** Son An **** Dad Could Ever Ask For.” – Austin Powers
- “Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?” – Austin Powers
- “Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them.” – Austin Powers
- “Finally, We Come To My Number-Two Man. His Name? Number Two.” – Austin Powers
- “Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.” – Austin Powers
- “I Want My Baby Back Baby Back Baby Back Ribs.Get In My Belly!” – Austin Powers
- “Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.” – Austin Powers
- “Well, You Might Be A Cunning Linguist, But I’m A Master Debater.” – Austin Powers
- “You’re The Diet Coke Of ****. Just One Calorie. Not **** Enough.” – Austin Powers
- “Well, You Might Be A Cunning Linguist, But I’m A Master Debater.” – Austin Powers
- “Just Know That I Have A Whole Bag Of ‘Shh!’ With Your Name On It.” – Austin Powers
- “I think you’re shagedelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing!” – Austin Powers
- “No, don’t be sorry, baby. You’re right to be suspicious. I shagged her.” – Austin Powers
- “I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!” – Austin Powers
- “That’s fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don’t we go in the back and ****?” – Austin Powers
- “Is He Sleeping? Well, That’s Okay. I Guess Mini-Me Won’t Get Any… Chocolate!” – Austin Powers
- “My meat and two veg. My twig and berries. H-ello, lads, are you still awake?” – Austin Powers
- “Well Don’t Look At Me Like I’m Frickin’ Frankenstein! Give Your Father A Hug!” – Austin Powers
- “Are Those, Frickin’ Sharks With Frickin’ Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads?” – Austin Powers
- “The Details Of My Life Are Quite Inconsequential. Very Well, Where Do I Begin?” – Austin Powers
- “Well, of course, you haven’t had the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met, baby, yeah.” – Austin Powers
- “You know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.” – Austin Powers
- “I’m Not Saying It’s Hot, But I’m Pretty Sure The Thermometer Reads ‘*****’s Balls.’” – Austin Powers
- “They ARE After My Lucky Charms!What? Why Does Everyone Always Laugh When I Say That?” – Austin Powers
- “Well, I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in the cards now, is it?” – Austin Powers
- “You know, Dr. ****, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you’re nuts.” – Austin Powers
- “Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick!” – Austin Powers
- “Jimi Hendrix Deceased, Dr*gs. Janis Joplin Deceased, Alc*hol. Mama Cass Deceased, Ham Sandwich.” – Austin Powers
- “First, I plan to soil myself. Then I’m going to regroup and come up with a new plan. Any thoughts?” – Austin Powers
- “Now, Ladies And Gentlemen, We Finally Have A Working Tractor Beam, Which We Shall Call… Preparation H.” – Austin Powers
- “Doctor ****! I Didn’t Spend Six Years In **** Medical School To Be Called ‘Mister,’ Thank You Very Much.” – Austin Powers
- “I Mean, Look At You. You Don’t Even Have A Name Tag. You’ve Got No Chance. Why Don’t You Just Fall Down?” – Austin Powers
- “No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.” – Austin Powers
- “My Father Would Womanize. He Would Drink. He Would Make Outrageous Claims Like He Invented The Question Mark.” – Austin Powers
- “That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!” – Austin Powers
- “Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by **** dirty apes.” – Austin Powers
- “Oh ****, Let’s Just Do What We Always Do ” – Hijack Some Nuclear Weapons And Hold The World Hostage, Yeah? Good.” – Austin Powers
- “There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.” – Austin Powers
- “You Know, I Have One Simple Request, And That Is To Have Sharks With Frickin’ Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads!” – Austin Powers
- “Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it’s gone back down below.” – Austin Powers
- “There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.” – Austin Powers
- “That Makes Me Angry, And When Dr. **** Gets Angry, Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset. And When Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset, People Die!” – Austin Powers
- “Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.” – Austin Powers
- “What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man.” – Austin Powers
- “Ladies And Gentlemen, Welcome To My Submarine Lair. It’s Long, Hard, And Full Of Seamen! [Silence] No? Nothing? Not Even A Titter? Tough Sub…” – Austin Powers
- “The 70s and the 80s? You’re not missing anything, believe me. I’ve looked into it. There’s a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That’s about it.” – Austin Powers
- “Austin Powers…He’s The Snake To My Mongoose… Or The Mongoose To My Snake… Either Way, It’s Bad. I Don’t Know Animals. But I Do Know This: This Time, It’s Personal.” – Austin Powers
- “I can’t believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I’m single again! Oh, behave!” – Austin Powers
- “Mole. ****** mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the ****** mole, but there’s a ****** mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.” – Austin Powers
- “How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First? Top And Tails? A *****’s Bath? Personally, Before I’m On The Job, I Like To Give My Undercarriage A Bit Of A ‘How’s-Your-Father.’” – Austin Powers
Wrapping Up
We hope you enjoyed this roundup of 83 hilarious quotes from the Austin Powers movies. If you’re a fan of these films, be sure to share this post with your friends and family. And if you’re looking for more laughs, check out our other blog posts on funny movie quotes and TV show quotes. Thanks for reading!
