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    Audrey BakerBy Audrey BakerJanuary 24, 2023No Comments8 Mins Read Austin Powers Quotes
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    Do you love the Austin Powers movies? If you do, you’re going to love this blog post! We’ve collected 83 of the funniest quotes from all three movies. Whether you’re a fan of Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, or both, these quotes will make you laugh hard. So put on your shades and get ready for some groovy fun!

    Austin Powers Quotes

    1. “Judo chop!” – Austin Powers
    2. “Shagadelic, Baby.” – Austin Powers
    3. “I’ve lost my mojo.” – Austin Powers
    4. “That’s a man, baby.” – Austin Powers
    5. “I won’t bite… hard.” – Austin Powers
    6. “I choose love, baby!” – Austin Powers
    7. “It Got Weird, Didn’t It?” – Austin Powers
    8. “I demand a little respect.” – Austin Powers
    9. “You really are a fat bastard!” – Austin Powers
    10. “Oh, behave! Yeah! Yeah, baby!” – Austin Powers
    11. “What does number two work for?” – Austin Powers
    12. “I’m The Boss. I Need The Info.” – Austin Powers
    13. “Throw Me A Frickin’ Bone Here!” – Austin Powers
    14. “Dr. Evil’s not your son! I am!” – Austin Powers
    15. “Who needs swag when you have mojo?” – Austin Powers
    16. “I Like To See Girls Of That…Caliber?” – Austin Powers
    17. “Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!” – Austin Powers
    18. “Powers by name, powers by reputation.” – Austin Powers
    19. “If you have an issue. Here’s a tissue!” – Austin Powers
    20. “It turns out that Vanessa was a fembot.” – Austin Powers
    21. “Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin’ Idiots?” – Austin Powers
    22. “Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!” – Austin Powers
    23. “Whoopty Doo. But what does it all mean, basil?” – Austin Powers
    24. “Why Make Trillions, When We Can Make…Billions?” – Austin Powers
    25. “So, Shall We Shag Now, Or Shall We Shag Later?” – Austin Powers
    26. “She’s the village bicycle! Everyone’s had a ride.” – Austin Powers
    27. “Not Really. Kill The Little B****, See If I Care.” – Austin Powers
    28. “She’s the village bicycle! Everyone’s had a ride.” – Austin Powers
    29. “There’s Nothing More Pathetic Than An Aging Hipster!” – Austin Powers
    30. “Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly!” – Austin Powers
    31. “No, This Is Me In A Nutshell: HELP! I’m In A Nutshell!” – Austin Powers
    32. “I eat because I am unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat.” – Austin Powers
    33. “How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First?” – Austin Powers
    34. “You’re The Best Evil Son An Evil Dad Could Ever Ask For.” – Austin Powers
    35. “Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?” – Austin Powers
    36. “Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them.” – Austin Powers
    37. “Finally, We Come To My Number-Two Man. His Name? Number Two.” – Austin Powers
    38. “Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.” – Austin Powers
    39. “I Want My Baby Back Baby Back Baby Back Ribs.Get In My Belly!” – Austin Powers
    40. “Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.” – Austin Powers
    41. “Well, You Might Be A Cunning Linguist, But I’m A Master Debater.” – Austin Powers
    42. “You’re The Diet Coke Of Evil. Just One Calorie. Not Evil Enough.” – Austin Powers
    43. “Well, You Might Be A Cunning Linguist, But I’m A Master Debater.” – Austin Powers
    44. “Just Know That I Have A Whole Bag Of ‘Shh!’ With Your Name On It.” – Austin Powers
    45. “I think you’re shagedelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing!” – Austin Powers
    46. “No, don’t be sorry, baby. You’re right to be suspicious. I shagged her.” – Austin Powers
    47. “I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!” – Austin Powers
    48. “That’s fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don’t we go in the back and shag?” – Austin Powers
    49. “Is He Sleeping? Well, That’s Okay. I Guess Mini-Me Won’t Get Any… Chocolate!” – Austin Powers
    50. “My meat and two veg. My twig and berries. H-ello, lads, are you still awake?” – Austin Powers
    51. “Well Don’t Look At Me Like I’m Frickin’ Frankenstein! Give Your Father A Hug!” – Austin Powers
    52. “Are Those, Frickin’ Sharks With Frickin’ Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads?” – Austin Powers
    53. “The Details Of My Life Are Quite Inconsequential. Very Well, Where Do I Begin?” – Austin Powers
    54. “Well, of course, you haven’t had the pleasure, Rebecca. We just met, baby, yeah.” – Austin Powers
    55. “You know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.” – Austin Powers
    56. “I’m Not Saying It’s Hot, But I’m Pretty Sure The Thermometer Reads ‘Satan’s Balls.’” – Austin Powers
    57. “They ARE After My Lucky Charms!What? Why Does Everyone Always Laugh When I Say That?” – Austin Powers
    58. “Well, I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in the cards now, is it?” – Austin Powers
    59. “You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you’re nuts.” – Austin Powers
    60. “Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick!” – Austin Powers
    61. “Jimi Hendrix Deceased, Dr*gs. Janis Joplin Deceased, Alc*hol. Mama Cass Deceased, Ham Sandwich.” – Austin Powers
    62. “First, I plan to soil myself. Then I’m going to regroup and come up with a new plan. Any thoughts?” – Austin Powers
    63. “Now, Ladies And Gentlemen, We Finally Have A Working Tractor Beam, Which We Shall Call… Preparation H.” – Austin Powers
    64. “Doctor Evil! I Didn’t Spend Six Years In Evil Medical School To Be Called ‘Mister,’ Thank You Very Much.” – Austin Powers
    65. “I Mean, Look At You. You Don’t Even Have A Name Tag. You’ve Got No Chance. Why Don’t You Just Fall Down?” – Austin Powers
    66. “No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.” – Austin Powers
    67. “My Father Would Womanize. He Would Drink. He Would Make Outrageous Claims Like He Invented The Question Mark.” – Austin Powers
    68. “That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!” – Austin Powers
    69. “Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by damn dirty apes.” – Austin Powers
    70. “Oh Hell, Let’s Just Do What We Always Do ” – Hijack Some Nuclear Weapons And Hold The World Hostage, Yeah? Good.” – Austin Powers
    71. “There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.” – Austin Powers
    72. “You Know, I Have One Simple Request, And That Is To Have Sharks With Frickin’ Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads!” – Austin Powers
    73. “Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it’s gone back down below.” – Austin Powers
    74. “There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.” – Austin Powers
    75. “That Makes Me Angry, And When Dr. Evil Gets Angry, Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset. And When Mr. Bigglesworth Gets Upset, People Die!” – Austin Powers
    76. “Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.” – Austin Powers
    77. “What we swingers were going against were uptight squares like you whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man.” – Austin Powers
    78. “Ladies And Gentlemen, Welcome To My Submarine Lair. It’s Long, Hard, And Full Of Seamen! [Silence] No? Nothing? Not Even A Titter? Tough Sub…” – Austin Powers
    79. “The 70s and the 80s? You’re not missing anything, believe me. I’ve looked into it. There’s a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That’s about it.” – Austin Powers
    80. “Austin Powers…He’s The Snake To My Mongoose… Or The Mongoose To My Snake… Either Way, It’s Bad. I Don’t Know Animals. But I Do Know This: This Time, It’s Personal.” – Austin Powers
    81. “I can’t believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I’m single again! Oh, behave!” – Austin Powers
    82. “Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.” – Austin Powers
    83. “How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First? Top And Tails? A Whore’s Bath? Personally, Before I’m On The Job, I Like To Give My Undercarriage A Bit Of A ‘How’s-Your-Father.’” – Austin Powers
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