187+ Joker Quotes About Life, Love and Everything in Between

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s the Joker, and he’s here to teach you about life, love and everything in between. The Joker is one of the most iconic villains in comic book history, and his quotes are just as memorable. In this article, we will share some of our favorite Joker quotes on topics such as life, love and happiness. We hope you enjoy them!

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Joker Quotes

1. “Not clown—Joker.” – The Joker
2. “Why so serious? ” – The Joker
3. “Would ya like fries with that.” – The Joker
4. “And I thought my jokes were bad.” – The Joker
5. “All I have are negative thoughts.” – The Joker
6. “I like you, but I want to **** you.” – The Joker
7. “Do I look like I’m joking?” – The Joker
8. “You know, I just do things.” – The Joker
9. “Don’t test the monster in me!” – The Joker
10. “Apology Accepted Trust Denied.” – The Joker
11. “And I thought my jokes were bad.” – The Joker
12. “I’m of a mind to make some Mookie.” – The Joker
13. “I like you, but I want to **** you.” – The Joker
14. “I now do what other people only dream.” – The Joker
15. “The pen is truly mightier than the sword.” – The Joker
16. “If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.” – The Joker
17. “No matter the situation, always wear a smile.” – The Joker
18. “Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there” – The Joker
19. “What doesn’t **** you, simply makes you stranger!” – The Joker
20. “I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman!” – The Joker
21. “Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.” – The Joker
22. “If you are good at something, never do it for free.” – The Joker
23. “Tell your men they work for me now, this is my city!” – The Joker
24. “Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!” – The Joker
25. “Rumor has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.” – The Joker
26. “April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!” – The Joker
27. “I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.” – The Joker
28. “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?” – The Joker
29. “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.” – The Joker
30. “I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.” – The Joker
31. “You cant sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.” – The Joker
32. “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want.” – The Joker
33. “When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” – The Joker
34. “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” – The Joker
35. “Madness, as you know is a lot like gravity all it takes is a little push.” – The Joker
36. “This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!” – The Joker
37. “One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.” – The Joker
38. “They need you right now but when they don’t they’ll cast you out like a leper!” – The Joker
39. “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!” – The Joker
40. “The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” – The Joker
41. “Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.” – The Joker
42. “For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.” – The Joker
43. “Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.” – The Joker
44. “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.” – The Joker
45. “You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.” – The Joker
46. “The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!” – The Joker
47. “Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things… Forever.” – The Joker
48. “Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.” – The Joker
49. “It’s like anything in life, visualizing the old man you’re going to become: as long as you have a clear picture of that – the life you want to lead – eventually you’ll probably get there.” – The Joker
50. “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?” – The Joker

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Joker Quotes About Love

1. “You, you complete me.” – The Joker
2. “I now do what other people only dream.” – The Joker
3. “I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.” – The Joker
4. “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!” – The Joker
5. “Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there.” – The Joker
6. “Before you judge me make sure that you are perfect.” – The Joker
7. “If you are good at something, never do it for free.” – The Joker
8. “I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life.” – The Joker
9. “Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!” – The Joker
10. “April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!” – The Joker
11. “Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA!” – The Joker
12. “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – The Joker
13. “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” – The Joker
14. “I believe, whatever doesn’t **** you, simply makes you a stranger.” – The Joker
15. “You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.” – The Joker
16. “As my plastic surgeon always says; if you gotta go, go with a smile.” – The Joker
17. “Someday someone will break you so badly that you’ll become unbreakable.” – The Joker
18. “Ladies and murderers welcome to the big fight Batman you’re going down!” – The Joker
19. “When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” – The Joker
20. “One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town will follow my fall.” – The Joker
21. “Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying!” – The Joker
22. “It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?” – The Joker
23. “We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.” – The Joker
24. “Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costumes a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk?” – The Joker
25. “I’ve got nothing left to lose, nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy.” – The Joker
26. “To me, love is about being able to see light inside of a person who sees nothing but darkness.” – The Joker
27. “Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.” – The Joker
28. “A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory.” – The Joker
29. “For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.” – The Joker
30. “And I won’t **** you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” – The Joker
31. “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule.” – The Joker
32. “If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!” – The Joker
33. “Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.” – The Joker
34. “There is no Yoda – there’s no one who points you in the right direction. You’ve got to figure that out by yourself.” – The Joker
35. “As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.” – The Joker
36. “Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.” – The Joker
37. “I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.” – The Joker
38. “You can’t **** me without becoming like me! I can’t **** you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic?” – The Joker
39. “The real joke is your stubborn, bone-deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time.” – The Joker
40. “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.” – The Joker
41. “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.” – The Joker
42. “Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what’s right or wrong. The same way that you decide what’s funny or not.” – The Joker
43. “You know, it only hurts when I laugh. But hey… I gotta know. Who are you? You said we knew one another. You do seem really familiar. We double at the prom? Or maybe blow up a school bus together?” – The Joker
44. “I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a dairy. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.” – The Joker
45. “See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.” – The Joker
46. “It’s true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic.” – The Joker

Joker Quotes About Pain

1. “I’m a man of my word.” – The Joker
2. “Let’s put a smile on that face!” – The Joker
3. “I’m different, **** your opinion.” – The Joker
4. “The strongest hearts have the most scars!” – The Joker
5. “If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.” – The Joker
6. “I need new haters the old ones became my fan.” – The Joker
7. “I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman!” – The Joker
8. “Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them.” – The Joker
9. “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” – The Joker
10. “Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.” – The Joker
11. “Give a man a mask and he will become his true self.” – The Joker
12. “Tell your men they work for me now this is my city!” – The Joker
13. “I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life.” – The Joker
14. “Rumour has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.” – The Joker
15. “I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.” – The Joker
16. “A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.” – The Joker
17. “Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are.” – The Joker
18. “When They Treat You Like A Joke, Leave Them Like Its Funny.” – The Joker
19. “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.” – The Joker
20. “I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you f**king deserve!” – The Joker
21. “If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow.” – The Joker
22. “I believe that whatever doesn’t **** you simply makes you stronger!” – The Joker
23. “You can’t sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares.” – The Joker
24. “As you know, madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” – The Joker
25. “You see, in their last moment’s people show you who they really are.” – The Joker
26. “Ladies and murderers, welcome to the big fight! Batman, you’re going down!” – The Joker
27. “I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.” – The Joker
28. “They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!” – The Joker
29. “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.” – The Joker
30. “See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…gasoline!” – The Joker
31. “Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the ***** in the pale moonlight?” – The Joker
32. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.” – The Joker
33. “You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?” – The Joker
34. “If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices.” – The Joker
35. “I won’t **** you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” – The Joker
36. “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” – The Joker
37. “When I get out of here I will write my name in blood on every street corner. I’ll carve it on every corpse.” – The Joker
38. “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…” – The Joker
39. “Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.” – The Joker
40. “If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!” – The Joker
41. “I don’t wanna **** you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no, you, you complete me.” – The Joker
42. “Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.” – The Joker
43. “I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you.” – The Joker
44. “I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.” – The Joker
45. “You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.” – The Joker
46. “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.” – The Joker
47. “Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.” – The Joker
48. “They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.” – The Joker
49. “Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.” – The Joker

Joker Quotes About Life

1. “Very poor choice of words.” – The Joker
2. “Now that’s a spicy meat-a-ball!” – The Joker
3. “A joke a day keeps the gloom away!” – The Joker
4. “That little fight in you, I like that.” – The Joker
5. “The strongest hearts have the most scars!” – The Joker
6. “Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!” – The Joker
7. “You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb.” – The Joker
8. “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?” – The Joker
9. “You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.” – The Joker
10. “You will never make it if you care about what others think.” – The Joker
11. “I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.” – The Joker
12. “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.” – The Joker
13. “I believe whatever doesn’t **** you, simply makes you stranger.” – The Joker
14. “As you know, madness is like gravity… All it takes is a little push.” – The Joker
15. “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!” – The Joker
16. “This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!” – The Joker
17. “We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.” – The Joker
18. “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.” – The Joker
19. “They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same.” – The Joker
20. “Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can’t face them, we deny reason itself!” – The Joker
21. “‎Introduce a little anarchy upset the established order and everything becomes chaos I am an agent of chaos” – The Joker
22. “I don’t wanna **** you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.” – The Joker
23. “My mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She told me I had a purpose to bring laughter and joy to the world.” – The Joker
24. “It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.” – The Joker
25. “Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!” – The Joker
26. “I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – The Joker
27. “I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.” – The Joker
28. “You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. ‘How’s your job?’ ‘Are you having any negative thoughts?’ All I have are negative thoughts.” – The Joker
29. “And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass.” – The Joker
30. “They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.” – The Joker
31. “What doesn’t **** you, simply makes you stranger!” ― The Joker
32. “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” ― The Joker
33. “Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!” – The Joker
34. “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.” ― The Joker
35. “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.” ― The Joker
36. “They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!” – The Joker
37. “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we?” – The Joker
38. “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!” ― The Joker
39. “We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.” – The Joker
40. “They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same.” ― The Joker
41. “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” ― The Joker
42. “‎Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…” ― The Joker
43. “Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.” – The Joker

Wrapping Up

As you can see, the Joker is one of the most interesting fictional characters of all time. His quotes are both dark and humorous, and they offer a unique perspective on life. If you’re ever feeling down, be sure to read through this list of Joker quotes – they just might make you feel better!

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