If you’re a fan of the movie Lilo and Stitch, you’re going to love this list of quotes! These funny and heartwarming quotes will make you smile every time. We’ve gathered some of our favorite quotes from the movie, as well as some hilarious ones from the internet. Without further ado, here are 107 Lilo and Stitch quotes that will make you smile!
About Lilo and Stitch
Lilo & Stitch is a Disney animated science fiction comedy-drama film released in 2002. The movie tells the story of a young Hawaiian girl named Lilo Pelekai and her adopted alien “puppy” named Stitch.
Lilo is a young girl who lives with her older sister Nani and struggles to find a sense of belonging after the death of their parents. She is a kind-hearted and curious girl who loves Elvis Presley and Hawaiian culture.
Stitch, also known as Experiment 626, is an alien created by a mad scientist named Dr. Jumba Jookiba. He is designed to be indestructible, super strong and has the ability to learn any new skill within seconds. He is initially portrayed as a destructive and mischievous creature, but after being adopted by Lilo, he starts to learn about emotions and the importance of family and friendship.
The story follows Lilo and Stitch as they navigate their new life together and try to avoid being captured by Dr. Jumba and his partner Agent Pleakley, while also trying to find Stitch’s place in the world. Along the way, they learn valuable lessons about love, family, and acceptance.
Lilo and Stitch Quotes
- “Leave me alone!” – Stitch
- “Oh douga mee patooki!” – Stitch
- “Yay for extraterrestrial puppy!” – Lilo
- Stitch not bad! Was scary dolly! – Stitch
- “Follow the bouncing abomination…” – Gantu
- “I’m sorry I bit you…” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- ” Aloha, gerbil boy.” – Stitch – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “No more caffeine for you.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Can Stitch say goodbye?” – Stitch, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Nobody gets left behind.” – Stitch, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Here! Educate yourself.” – Pleakley, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “We’re sisters. It’s our job.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “My friends needs to be punished.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue – tasty!” – Pleakley
- “We’re a broken family, aren’t we?” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Stitch not bad. Stitch fluffy!” – Stitch, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo: Don’t leave me, okay? Stitch: Okay.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “He was an orphan and we adopted him!” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “I’m the only one who understands her.” – Nani, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “A falling star… I have to make a wish!” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Aliens are all about rules.” – Mr. Cobra Bubbles, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “I’ll make you taller. And not so fluffy.” – Jumba, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “I like you better as a sister than a mom.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “How could she win? She’s so weird, and I’m so normal!” – Mertle Edmonds
- “If I give Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination!” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “You are built to destroy. You can never belong.” – Jumba, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- You’re my ohana, Stitch, and I’ll always love you. – Lilo ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “I’m sorry I bit you…and punched you in the face.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “You are my Ohana, Stitch. And I’ll always love you.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “It’s nice to live on an island with no large cities.” – Nani, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Using a girl as a shield. This is low, even for you.” – Jumba, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Pleakley: Don’t we look marvelous? Jumba: Frankly, my dear, I do not give darn.”
- “And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Ooooh. I hope it doesn’t come here. His impression of ex – wife is very scary!” – Jumba
- “I am the one they call me when things go wrong…” – Mr. Cobra Bubbles, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “You can’t just quit. Must follow in Jumba’s **** footsteps!” – Jumba, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “You’re loose in the house all the time, and I sleep just fine!” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “If you want to leave, you can…I remember everyone that leaves.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo: Can’t you go any faster? Nani: Oh no, gravity is increasing on me!” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “You rotten sister, Your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Hey! You didn’t even see my sandwich trap! That took me like one minute to build!” – Experiment 625
- “I know, Stitch is the best. I wouldn’t trade him for anything or anybody.” –Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Jumba: Ha! The bigger they are, the more their landing. Pleakley: Or, something very close to that.”
- “Gantu: 6 – 2 – 5, when did you learn to climb ceilings? Reuben: The name is Reuben.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Jumba! Jumba! Slow down! Where ya goin’? Include me! Include me!” – Agent Pleakley ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- What if I mess up? And Myrtle laughs at me? And I get mad? And I pound her? – Lilo ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “I’ll put you back together again, I’ll make you taller… and not so fluffy!” – Jumba, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Gantu: Ah! You’re vile; you’re foul; you’re flawed! Stitch: Also cute and fluffy!” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Oh, we can’t do that. Uh – uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.” – Pleakley, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- Our mission: go to these places, where the King from Cinderella will give us the idea for our hula! – Lilo
- “So you claim to have been sleeping the whole time. Nice alibi. By the way, I’m being sarcastic.” – Pleakley
- “Thus far you’ve been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience…” – Mr. Cobra Bubbles, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “SANDWICHES? Oh, when I get back, 625 is fin… hmm, bacon and raisin! Just like “Mu – mu” used to make!” – Gantu
- “You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Look at him, Lilo. He’s obviously mutated from something else! We have to take it back!” – Nani, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “This is you, and this is your badness level. It is unusually high for someone your size.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken but still good. Yeah…” – Stitch, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Captain Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest. Jumba: I prefer to be called ‘**** Genius.'” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street… and take long naps.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself.” – Mr. Cobra Bubbles, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!” – Pleakley, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!” – Pleakley, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Created something Ha! That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never ever…make more than one.” – Jumba, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send an angel. The nicest angel you have.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Nani: I promise to never let work keep me away from you again. Lilo: Okay! And I promise never to become a fugitive from justice again!”
- “No! You can’t take her! I’m the only one who understands her! If you take her away, she won’t stand a chance!” – Nani, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “I think it might be a koala… an **** koala.I can’t even pet it, it keeps staring at me like it’s gonna eat me.” – Nani, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo: Don’t worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary. David Kawena: She thinks it’s fancy?” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo, if they only liked you because you had a cute pet, then who needs them? You have to trust your real friends.” – Nani, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents. It’s my job as a little sister to find them. It’s another Hawaiian Christmas tradition!” – Lilo
- “I’ll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.” – Nani, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I’ve compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one… is dancing!” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Nani: CIA? Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Nani: I can’t sleep with that thing loose in the house. Lilo: You’re loose in the house all the time, and I sleep just fine!” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “It’s me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo: Okay, everybody, this is it! For the last picture in my book: a group shot, the whole ohana! Everybody say “Aloha!” All: Aloha!” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- Stitch, I’m so sorry. I kept saying how I needed you. But you needed me more. You’re my ‘ohana, Stitch, and I’ll always love you. – Lilo ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Stitch, for one. He’s a royal pain, but he’s loyal, and he’d never ever ever do anything that would hurt you. That’s a true friend.” – Nani, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Jumba: Uh, one question: If we win, do losers have to be our slaves for life? Lilo: Of course not! Jumba: [shrugs] Is how we play team sports on my home world!”
- “I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we have is…is. Stinking tuna…Pudge controls the weather.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo: [chicken walks by] That’s it. I got it! Elvis is trying to tell us to do a hula about a chicken! Stitch: [sits Lilo down] No, he’s not.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you’re stealing.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me? Nani: Nah. The manager’s a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. Lilo: I knew it!” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind. But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we’d raise you to be good.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Gantu: You never did understand the meaning of “Aloha”, did you? Hämsterviel: Well, I think it means… Gantu: That was a rhetorical question. Hämsterviel: Ugh!” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we were using it build the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, is an endangered species!” – Wendy Pleakley, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Sometimes you try your hardest. But things don’t work out the way you want them to. Some things have to change, and maybe, sometimes they are for the better…” – Nani, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “‘Ohana’ means ‘family’. ‘Family’ means ‘no one gets left behind’. But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves.” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo: I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street… and take long naps… Mr. Bubbles: Get disciplined? Lilo: Yeah! She disciplines me real good.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “His destructive programming is taking effect. He’ll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he’ll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.” – Jumba, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.” – Mr. Cobra Bubbles, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She’s so beautiful. There’s another one, and another…It’s a whole flock. They like me…they’re nuzzling my flesh with their noses.” – Pleakley, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo: Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Stitch: [doing an air guitar and an Elvis impersonation] Rock and roll, baby! Lilo: Jumba: sound! Jumba: Cranking up to **** 11! Lilo: Pleakley: lights!” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Gantu: I noticed the little Earth girl never captured you! 6 – 2 – 5: I guess the one place I belong is with my blubber – butt buddy, Gantu! Gantu: Maybe THAT was my problem all along! 6 – 2 – 5: What? Your blubber butt? Hahaha!” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Hämsterviel: Perhaps I will mimic the little earth girl and name you with your very own name! I shall call you…Spike! Gantu: She already used that one. Hämsterviel: Very well, then. Kixx! Gantu: Used it. Hämsterviel: Slugger? Gantu: Done.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Nani: Please don’t do this. Mr. Bubbles: You know I have no choice. Nani: No! You’re not taking her! I’m the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won’t stand a chance! Mr. Bubbles: You’re making this harder than it needs to be.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Stitch: Leave me alone! Lilo: [pointing her finger at Stitch] I’m not touching you. Stitch: She’s touching me. She’s touching me! Lilo: I’m not touching you. Stitch: AH, YOU’RE TOUCHING ME!! Lilo: Not touching. Stitch: TOUCHING ME!!! Lilo: It’s free air.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I give Pudge the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But, today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can’t give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is? It’s a fish!” – Lilo, ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Now his circuits are going haywire. Agent Pleakley: That’s why he was freaking out. Dr. Jumba Jookiba: He can’t control it. lf it continues, his circuits will burn themselves out like supernova! Agent Pleakley: Can you…Can you fix him? Dr. Jumba Jookiba: I must? or my little Stitch will shut down……for good.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Hämsterviel: I think that went very well, don’t you? Gantu: Actually, I think… Hämsterviel: I did not ask you what you think! Gantu: Actually, you did. I… Hämsterviel: No! It was a rhetorical question! Don’t you know what a rhetorical question is? Gantu: Yes, sir. I believe it’s… Hämsterviel: No, No! That was a rhetorical question, too! Ugh!” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Lilo: 6 – 2 – 5? I never gave you a name, did I? 6 – 2 – 5: A name? For me? Lilo: Let’s see. How about Patty, short for Patty Melt. (6 – 2 – 5 frowns) Lilo: Or Monte, like a Monte Cristo? (6 – 2 – 5 holds his nose.) Lilo: Or Pita, Pita, Sandwich Eata! 6 – 2 – 5: (laughs) I don’t think so. Lilo: I know! Reuben! Reuben (6 – 2 – 5): The classic corned beef and sauerkraut on rye. Reuben! Oh, I like that.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Grand Councilwoman: Mr. Gantu, would you be interested in resuming your position as Captain of the Galactic Armada? Gantu Would I?! [quickly calms himself] I mean, yes Your Eminence, but on one condition. Grand Councilwoman: Condition? Gantu: I’d like to request experiment 6 – 2 – 5, ahem, Reuben as my Galley Officer. Reuben: No kidding? Gantu: I’ve grown rather fond of your egg salad. Grand Councilwoman: Granted.” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
- “Nani: David! You remember my AUNT Pleakley and UNCLE Jumba, right? David Kawena: Uhm… Nani: [sotto, singsong voice] Say something. David Kawena: Uhh…nice hat? Agent Pleakley: Why thank you, DAVID. See? Uncle Jumba said it made me look top – heavy! Dr. Jumba Jookiba: Aunt Pleakley wanted the truth! Agent Pleakley: What we want and what we need are two entirely different things. You know what they say, men are from Mars and women are from Venus, though actually, in our case…” – ‘Lilo And Stitch’.
Wrapping Up
In ‘Lilo And Stitch’, there are plenty of humorous and heartwarming moments between the characters. From Hämsterviel’s attempts to name experiments, to Lilo’s inventive naming habit, to the comedic dynamic between Nani and David Kawena, these fun-filled conversations provide a lighthearted escape from the tense moments of the film. The dialogues between Gantu, Jumba and Pleakley show that even when faced with a difficult situation, they always stand together, working together to find a way out. Ultimately, ‘Lilo And Stitch’ is an enjoyable family movie filled with lovable moments that go beyond just the surface level. These moments bring out the importance of friendship, family and love, making it a timeless classic that will continue to be enjoyed for years to come.
