60 Minion Quotes That Will Make Your Day

If you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than these 60 minion quotes! These hilarious one-liners will have you cracking up in no time. And the best part is, they’re all from the lovable minions of Despicable Me! So why not put a smile on your face and enjoy some laughs today?

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Minion Quotes

1. “Bello” – Minions
2. “Be Fabor” – Minions
3. “Mini-Boss” – Minions
4. “Mon-Pollio” – Minions
5. “Ah, Fa-Voon” – Minions
6. Si si! Buena! – Minions
7. “Pight En Seek” – Minions
8. “Kiss-A-La-Momma” – Minions
9. “Josh, Pump It Up” – Minions
10. Bigger boom, okay! – Minions
11. “Le Poofe Guacamole” – Minions
12. No, no! Te–la pinata! – Minions
13. I’m stealin’ the moon. – Minions
14. “Be Nu Ro Ma Na Me Corafu” – Minions
15. England! England! England! – Minions
16. “No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!” – Minions
17. La pa ta ke alo, Tu pu de bwa. – Minions
18. Oh, hey! Looka! C’est un banono! – Minions
19. C’est la banana! Ha ha! Yum Yum! – Minions
20. “B-Banana? Banana! Banana! Banana!” Minions
21. “C’est la banana! Ha ha! Yum Yum!” – Minions
22. B-Banana? Banana! Banana! Banana! – Minions
23. Hahaha poli tismas! Ipe de buteee! – Minions
24. Loca pipa pola gusta la rumbadaaaa. – Minions
25. Biboli maaaa! Bohayinaaa – ah no nooo! – Minions
26. “C’est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?” – Minions
27. “C’est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?” – Minions
28. La to le bu he la, Mia mia mia mia mia. – Minions
29. Mind the gap! Mind the gap! Mind the gap! – Minions
30. “Mind the gap! Mind the gap! Mind the gap!” – Minions
31. “Exercise? I thought you said ‘Extra Fries’.” – Minions
32. “It’s Monday again. Let’s make the best of it.” – Minions
33. They found sanctuary. The Minions… were safe. – Minions
34. Chaipa koda mila toka bocca pissa la lasagnaaa. – Minions
35. Kika la po maka bomba bella mira la bolognaaaaa. – Minions
36. “I wish I could fly away until Monday goes away.” – Minions
37. Pito pato milo mila taka tiki poulet tika oepa la joi. – Minions
38. “I am not ready for Monday. Can I have another Sunday?” – Minions
39. Moka cocca pila caca fissa, bella la massala papa mama. – Minions
40. “My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.” – Minions
41. Linda lu le bono, Li le carbonara, Le ji chie le calita. – Minions
42. Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. – Minions
43. Jonabe nii beloo! Lakito le nagali ka, barakimo ka hotooo! – Minions
44. “I’m so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.” – Minions
45. Yoh plano boo la planonoh too ma bana-na la-ka moobi talamoo. – Minions
46. “Live, laugh, love. If that doesn’t work, load, aim and fire.” – Minions
47. “Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but are you OK? Be honest.” – Minions
48. “I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.” – Minions
49. Bokka fa lei boom maraki, Booki bokka fa ta chi ba da da bo da. – Minions
50. We do our job, we do it right, We are the Million Minion March. – Minions
51. “It’s Monday….wishing you strength through this difficult time.” – Minions
52. Togari noh pocato-li kani malo mani kano chi ka-baba, ba-ba-nana. – Minions
53. We can take whatever you need, We got skill, precision, and speed. – Minions
54. “Mondays…. they suck so much that you have to laugh and hate away.” – Minions
55. Hey who would work for Gru, Besides that, who would steal the moon. – Minions
56. But all was not lost, for one minion had a plan. His name was Kevin. – Minions
57. “What do you mean tomorrow is Monday? It was Friday a few seconds ago.” – Minions
58. Mayamani kay tu ya etay a pe la, Kay ya puti kay mayamani kay a pu lah! – Minions
59. “Smart Care, smart phones, smart TVs….when will they start making smart people.” – Minions
60. “Don’t worry about getting older. You still get to do stupid things, only slower.” – Minions
61. Bulatu ki kadi pooty pa yetay ah pe ya kuda padee, Kayamani kay yu la rus se yay pudaa! – Minions
62. “I’m in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someone’s face and be like : I Facebooked You.” – Minions

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Wrapping Up

No matter how hard Mondays can be, these 100 minion quotes will help you smile and make it through the day. Each one carries its own unique message, from inspiring us to follow our dreams to simply making us laugh. So don’t forget: when life gives you lemons, sometimes all you need is a Minion to remind you of the brighter side of things. Have a great day!