110 Nacho Libre Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

In the movie Nacho Libre, Jack Black portrays a monastery cook who moonlights as a luchador. The film is full of hilarious quotes, and we’ve collected 110 of our favorites for you to enjoy! Whether you’re looking for some inspiration, a good laugh, or just something to make you smile, these quotes will do the trick!

Nacho Libre Quotes

1. “It’s for fun!” – Nacho Libre
2. “I like your cow.” – Nacho Libre
3. “I smell cookies.” – Nacho Libre
4. “They are my PJ’s.” – Nacho Libre
5. “Leftovers. Enjoy.” – Nacho Libre
6. “Hey! Take it easy.” – Nacho Libre
7. “You are crasssssy!” – Nacho Libre
8. “Hey! Take it easy!” – Nacho Libre
9. “Say it to my face!” – Nacho Libre
10. “He’s a real douche!” – Nacho Libre
11. “Let go of my blouse.” – Nacho Libre
12. “Somebody stole them.” – Nacho Libre
13. “Where are the cheeps?” – Nacho Libre
14. “Ever seen these moves?” – Nacho Libre
15. “They gave me no nutrients!” – Nacho Libre
16. “I have given up wrestling.” – Nacho Libre
17. “Well to tell you the truth.” – Nacho Libre
18. “I am singing at this party.” – Nacho Libre
19. “It sucks to be me right now!” – Nacho Libre
20. “Get that corn outta my face!” – Nacho Libre
21. “Your hands! They are greasy!” – Nacho Libre
22. “Jesse, I Owe You 4.99 Plus Tax.” – Nacho Libre
23. “Eagle powers come to me please.” – Nacho Libre
24. “Look. Go away! Read some books.” – Nacho Libre
25. “These are my recreation clothes.” – Nacho Libre
26. “I need to borrow some sweatssss.” – Nacho Libre
27. “This is the worst lunch I ever had.” – Elderly Monk
28. “How come you have not been baptized?” – Nacho Libre
29. “But it turns out, he’s a real douche.” – Nacho Libre
30. “Have you ever had feelings for a nun?” – Nacho Libre
31. “Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats!” – Nacho Libre
32. “How did you find me in the wilderness?” – Nacho Libre
33. “I’m not listening to you. You’re crazy.” – Nacho Libre
34. “Save me a piece of that corn for later.” – Nacho Libre
35. “I have been here. I have been sleeping.” – Nacho Libre
36. “Those guys were a couple of woosies, eh.” – Nacho Libre
37. “I went to a wrestling match. Lucha Libre.” – Nacho Libre
38. “Yes! It’s true. I am Nacho, the luchador.” – Nacho Libre
39. “Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!” – Nacho Libre
40. “I don’t see them. They should be coming back.” – Nacho Libre
41. “You can take the stallion, I’ll take the pony.” – Nacho Libre
42. “I don’t like the way those guys looked at you.” – Nacho Libre
43. “I don’t want to get paid to lose! I wanna win!” – Nacho Libre
44. “So anyways, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.” – Nacho Libre
45. “Did you not tell them they were the Lord’s chips?” – Nacho Libre
46. “It was stinky. But these are my recreational clothes.” – Nacho Libre
47. “Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.” – Nacho Libre
48. “Those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride.” – Nacho Libre
49. “I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.” – Nacho Libre
50. “I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?” – Nacho Libre
51. “[While taking a dump] Those guys were a couple a woosies eh.” – Nacho Libre
52. “No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need some sweats.” – Nacho Libre
53. “But sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles.” – Nacho Libre
54. “I’m a little concerned right now about your salvation and stuff.” – Nacho Libre
55. “I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It’s fantastic.” – Nacho Libre
56. “It is true. I am Nacho. Maybe you have seen me on TV. Nachoooooooo!” – Nacho Libre
57. “Don’t you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?” – Nacho Libre
58. “I ate some bugs. I ate some grass. I used my hands to wipe my tears.” – Nacho Libre
59. “Tonight, I felt something deeper inside me that I never felt before!” – Nacho Libre
60. “It is true. I am Nacho. Maybe you have seen me on TV. NACHOOOOOOOOOO!” – Nacho Libre
61. “Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening for some toast?” – Nacho Libre
62. “People might get the wrong idea about you, like maybe you are a floozy.” – Nacho Libre
63. “Everyone is dancing at the party, but Ramses is not dancing at the party!” – Nacho Libre
64. “How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him!” – Nacho Libre
65. “They tried to convert each other, but got married instead. Then they died.” – Nacho Libre
66. “Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio. People cheer for him… and he is a false idol.” – Nacho Libre
67. “Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
68. “Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.” – Nacho Libre
69. “They don’t think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I do. Okay?” – Nacho Libre
70. “I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.” – Nacho Libre
71. “I get to sleep alone in my bed every night for the rest of my life. It’s fantastic.” – Nacho Libre
72. “I need professional help. I need Ramses!. He’s the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays.” – Nacho Libre
73. “I don’t see them. They should be coming back.(Leans against wall and whips head fast)” – Nacho Libre
74. “But you’re tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.” – Nacho Libre
75. “My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia.” – Nacho Libre
76. “[To a security guard, when he grabs Nacho’s new shirt, at a party] Eh. Let go my blouse.” – Nacho Libre
77. “I’m not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That’s probably why we never win.” – Nacho Libre
78. “You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do, every day!” – Nacho Libre
79. “Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.” – Nacho Libre
80. “Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signature or a picture or something?” – Nacho Libre
81. “Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A lie! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!” – Nacho Libre
82. “Ramses’ number one he knows the secret of desire. Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.” – Nacho Libre
83. “Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?” – Nacho Libre
84. “We don’t need money, we don’t need fame. We just need mustard and ketchup and a little bit of love. Amen!” – Nacho Libre
85. “I want to do great things, but I only have little strength. I want to run like the wind, but I only have little energy.” – Nacho Libre
86. “Hey! Can’t you see this woman’s a nun? And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.” – Nacho Libre
87. “So, what you’re saying to me is if I can eat this yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world.” – Nacho Libre
88. “When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone, something good inside of me helps me to carry on.” – Nacho Libre
89. “If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle.” – Nacho Libre
90. “My life is good, really good. I get to wake up every morning, 5 a.m. Make some soup! It’s the best! I love it.” – Nacho Libre
91. “I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, “Let’s talk to these guys about the Gospel.”” – Nacho Libre
92. “Ok… Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it’s time for me to get a better duty!” – Nacho Libre
93. “You son of a bitch! So what, I’m only a wrestler. I hope you have Ramsey’s seat on your face until eagle eggs come out!” – Nacho Libre
94. “My favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord, hiking, playing volleyball.” – Sister Encarnación
95. “They may have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his… nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
96. “[signing letter to Sister Encarnacion] ooxxooxoxo Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.” – Nacho Libre
97. “I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find his nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
98. “I saw a bum here. I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, ‘Let’s talk to these guys about the Gospel.’” – Nacho Libre
99. “This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden, and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.” – Nacho Libre
100. “In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk.” – Nacho Libre
101. “See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the ‘big leagues.’” – Nacho Libre
102. “I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.” – Nacho Libre
103. “My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia. They tried to convert each other, but got married instead…. Then they died.” – Nacho Libre
104. “(In low voice) I don’t like the way those guys looked at you. (To bums) Hey! Can’t you see this woman’s a nun?! And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.” – Nacho Libre
105. “Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.” – Nacho Libre
106. “Thank you… (Turns toward Sister Encarnación) I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches.(Kneels down) But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his…nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
107. “Okay, orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.” – Nacho Libre
108. “But tonight, we’re going up against Satan’s Cavemen and I thought it would be a good idea if you stand next to Esqueleto and push his head in the bowl which comes back up quickly. Praise the Lord!” – Nacho Libre
109. “And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, the best in the city, it’s delicious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?” – Nacho Libre
110. “I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it’s my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses’ number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.” – Nacho Libre

Wrapping Up

So, if you’re looking for some comic relief in the form of Nacho Libre quotes, then you’ve come to the right place! We hope these 110 lines have made you laugh out loud and brightened up your day. Until next time – adios amigos!