In the movie Nacho Libre, Jack Black portrays a monastery cook who moonlights as a luchador. The film is full of hilarious quotes, and we’ve collected 110 of our favorites for you to enjoy! Whether you’re looking for some inspiration, a good laugh, or just something to make you smile, these quotes will do the trick!
Nacho Libre Quotes
- “It’s for fun!” – Nacho Libre
- “I like your cow.” – Nacho Libre
- “I smell cookies.” – Nacho Libre
- “They are my PJ’s.” – Nacho Libre
- “Leftovers. Enjoy.” – Nacho Libre
- “Hey! Take it easy.” – Nacho Libre
- “You are crasssssy!” – Nacho Libre
- “Hey! Take it easy!” – Nacho Libre
- “Say it to my face!” – Nacho Libre
- “He’s a real douche!” – Nacho Libre
- “Let go of my blouse.” – Nacho Libre
- “Somebody stole them.” – Nacho Libre
- “Where are the cheeps?” – Nacho Libre
- “Ever seen these moves?” – Nacho Libre
- “They gave me no nutrients!” – Nacho Libre
- “I have given up wrestling.” – Nacho Libre
- “Well to tell you the truth.” – Nacho Libre
- “I am singing at this party.” – Nacho Libre
- “It sucks to be me right now!” – Nacho Libre
- “Get that corn outta my face!” – Nacho Libre
- “Your hands! They are greasy!” – Nacho Libre
- “Jesse, I Owe You 4.99 Plus Tax.” – Nacho Libre
- “Eagle powers come to me please.” – Nacho Libre
- “Look. Go away! Read some books.” – Nacho Libre
- “These are my recreation clothes.” – Nacho Libre
- “I need to borrow some sweatssss.” – Nacho Libre
- “This is the worst lunch I ever had.” – Elderly Monk
- “How come you have not been baptized?” – Nacho Libre
- “But it turns out, he’s a real douche.” – Nacho Libre
- “Have you ever had feelings for a nun?” – Nacho Libre
- “Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats!” – Nacho Libre
- “How did you find me in the wilderness?” – Nacho Libre
- “I’m not listening to you. You’re crazy.” – Nacho Libre
- “Save me a piece of that corn for later.” – Nacho Libre
- “I have been here. I have been sleeping.” – Nacho Libre
- “Those guys were a couple of woosies, eh.” – Nacho Libre
- “I went to a wrestling match. Lucha Libre.” – Nacho Libre
- “Yes! It’s true. I am Nacho, the luchador.” – Nacho Libre
- “Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!” – Nacho Libre
- “I don’t see them. They should be coming back.” – Nacho Libre
- “You can take the stallion, I’ll take the pony.” – Nacho Libre
- “I don’t like the way those guys looked at you.” – Nacho Libre
- “I don’t want to get paid to lose! I wanna win!” – Nacho Libre
- “So anyways, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.” – Nacho Libre
- “Did you not tell them they were the Lord’s chips?” – Nacho Libre
- “It was stinky. But these are my recreational clothes.” – Nacho Libre
- “Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.” – Nacho Libre
- “Those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride.” – Nacho Libre
- “I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.” – Nacho Libre
- “I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?” – Nacho Libre
- “[While taking a dump] Those guys were a couple a woosies eh.” – Nacho Libre
- “No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need some sweats.” – Nacho Libre
- “But sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles.” – Nacho Libre
- “I’m a little concerned right now about your salvation and stuff.” – Nacho Libre
- “I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It’s fantastic.” – Nacho Libre
- “It is true. I am Nacho. Maybe you have seen me on TV. Nachoooooooo!” – Nacho Libre
- “Don’t you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?” – Nacho Libre
- “I ate some bugs. I ate some *****. I used my hands to wipe my tears.” – Nacho Libre
- “Tonight, I felt something deeper inside me that I never felt before!” – Nacho Libre
- “It is true. I am Nacho. Maybe you have seen me on TV. NACHOOOOOOOOOO!” – Nacho Libre
- “Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening for some toast?” – Nacho Libre
- “People might get the wrong idea about you, like maybe you are a floozy.” – Nacho Libre
- “Everyone is dancing at the party, but Ramses is not dancing at the party!” – Nacho Libre
- “How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him!” – Nacho Libre
- “They tried to convert each other, but got married instead. Then they died.” – Nacho Libre
- “Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio. People cheer for him… and he is a false idol.” – Nacho Libre
- “Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
- “Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.” – Nacho Libre
- “They don’t think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I do. Okay?” – Nacho Libre
- “I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.” – Nacho Libre
- “I get to sleep alone in my bed every night for the rest of my life. It’s fantastic.” – Nacho Libre
- “I need professional help. I need Ramses!. He’s the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays.” – Nacho Libre
- “I don’t see them. They should be coming back.(Leans against wall and whips head fast)” – Nacho Libre
- “But you’re tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.” – Nacho Libre
- “My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia.” – Nacho Libre
- “[To a security guard, when he grabs Nacho’s new shirt, at a party] Eh. Let go my blouse.” – Nacho Libre
- “I’m not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That’s probably why we never win.” – Nacho Libre
- “You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do, every day!” – Nacho Libre
- “Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.” – Nacho Libre
- “Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signature or a picture or something?” – Nacho Libre
- “Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A lie! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!” – Nacho Libre
- “Ramses’ number one he knows the secret of desire. Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.” – Nacho Libre
- “Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?” – Nacho Libre
- “We don’t need money, we don’t need fame. We just need mustard and ketchup and a little bit of love. Amen!” – Nacho Libre
- “I want to do great things, but I only have little strength. I want to run like the wind, but I only have little energy.” – Nacho Libre
- “Hey! Can’t you see this woman’s a nun? And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.” – Nacho Libre
- “So, what you’re saying to me is if I can eat this yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world.” – Nacho Libre
- “When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone, something good inside of me helps me to carry on.” – Nacho Libre
- “If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle.” – Nacho Libre
- “My life is good, really good. I get to wake up every morning, 5 a.m. Make some soup! It’s the best! I love it.” – Nacho Libre
- “I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, “Let’s talk to these guys about the Gospel.”” – Nacho Libre
- “Ok… Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it’s time for me to get a better duty!” – Nacho Libre
- “You son of a *****! So what, I’m only a wrestler. I hope you have Ramsey’s seat on your face until eagle eggs come out!” – Nacho Libre
- “My favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord, hiking, playing volleyball.” – Sister Encarnación
- “They may have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his… nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
- “[signing letter to Sister Encarnacion] ooxxooxoxo Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.” – Nacho Libre
- “I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find his nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
- “I saw a bum here. I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, ‘Let’s talk to these guys about the Gospel.’” – Nacho Libre
- “This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden, and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.” – Nacho Libre
- “In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk.” – Nacho Libre
- “See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the ‘big leagues.’” – Nacho Libre
- “I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.” – Nacho Libre
- “My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia. They tried to convert each other, but got married instead…. Then they died.” – Nacho Libre
- “(In low voice) I don’t like the way those guys looked at you. (To bums) Hey! Can’t you see this woman’s a nun?! And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.” – Nacho Libre
- “Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.” – Nacho Libre
- “Thank you… (Turns toward Sister Encarnación) I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches.(Kneels down) But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his…nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
- “Okay, orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.” – Nacho Libre
- “But tonight, we’re going up against *****’s Cavemen and I thought it would be a good idea if you stand next to Esqueleto and push his head in the bowl which comes back up quickly. Praise the Lord!” – Nacho Libre
- “And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, the best in the city, it’s delicious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?” – Nacho Libre
- “I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it’s my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses’ number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.” – Nacho Libre
Wrapping Up
So, if you’re looking for some comic relief in the form of Nacho Libre quotes, then you’ve come to the right place! We hope these 110 lines have made you laugh out loud and brightened up your day. Until next time – adios amigos!
